grounded's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm in room 346 A man walking through a hotel lobby accidentally hits a woman's chest with his elbow. He says "Excuse me ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She looks at him and says "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 346." 5:07 p.m. - 2002-01-15 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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